Whenever Mike is about to sneeze, I have this habit of saying “Bless you.” And then when he doesn’t sneeze, suddenly it is my fault, and I get punched in the arm. But I can’t help but do it still. He tried to do it to me the other day at the movies, and it totally didn’t work. I’m not crazy like that. Mike said he doesn’t even know why I say “bless you”. I just do it cause that is what you are supposed to do, right? It doesn’t really mean anything. I should start saying something different…can you imagine? Someone sneezes, and I say “Be Well”. Ha, maybe it’ll catch on.
Do you know what I just realized today for the first time, and now I feel totally stupid that I never realized it before…? I remember when I was doing a lot of web development that I would go to view source in notepad to find a particular line number and the Goto Ctrl+G would be disabled. That would really erk me. Well duh. It was disabled because word wrap was enabled….I’m such a freakin idiot sometimes. I hope everyone else knows this. What other surprises does sobriety have in store for me?
