choke on that causality

Now with paradox correcting time codes.

Ok don’t get me wrong. I really like Rosie O’Donnell. I watch The View everyday; I admit it. But I just have to mention a couple of things that bug me about her. First of all, every day she comes out and has this big surprised look at the audience. Like oh my god, there are people here. I don’t get it. Also, the “peace out” has got to stop. I also feel a little annoyed because she has been too serious lately. I think she needs to lighten up a bit. K. I’m done.

Ok so there goes my whole “Be Well” campaign. I just can’t get over the “bless you”. It’s not like I can start saying “excuse you” cause that is just rude. I think I’m going to boycott it all together (or is it altogether?)…

Ok so I have noticed that at least a couple of people I work use the word Allz or the contraction All’s…whatever. It doesn’t make sense either way, and it really bugs me. Is this an ohio thing. Did I miss the memo? Is it like “Where are my shoes at?”or “Where are you going to?”. Hehe…I can’t help but tack on that extra preposition sometimes.

Let’s analyze this a bit further: All’s. What would that actually be a contraction for?

“All is you need to do”…no

“All that you need to do…” - maybe, but shouldn’t it be All’t

But seriously…All’s ya gotta do is shut the hell up, cause I’m sick of hearing it.