- I hate it when people just drive through the center of the parking lot all willy nilly. Even though it isn’t a real street, doesn’t make it a free for all. There are still designated driving lanes.
- I hate it when people use the word “flustrated”. It’s not a word!
- How even all the women at work still talk about sports…I just don’t get it.
- I hate groups of loud teenage girls at the coffee house. Like Oh my god!
- I hate groups of goth kids congregating outside of Hot Topic at the mall. I feel so different and misunderstood, but I’m going to shop at the same place as everyone else, and wear the same thing as everyone else. Please.
- I hate the way they make the American Idol contestants each dance when they announce the next cut-down group. Ew. Thank god they can sing.
- I hate it when you are on a plane and the person in front of you must recline their seat as far as is can go…for the whole damn flight.
- I hate it when the last minute of a show is cut off of my dvr recording. BTW, sometimes if you tell it to tape over, it fucks up adjacent shows. So screwed either way.
- I hate it when bitches manage to block the entire aisle at the grocery store with their carts.
- I hate it at work when I go to get coffee and all of the pots have like a half inch of burnt coffee in them.
This is a movie about 4 male witches that are descended from the bloodlines of the original families of the Ipswich colony. The fifth family was supposedly killed off during the Salem Witch trials. But a bastard son of the fifth family has transferred into the private boarding school in Ipswich and he wants to steal the powers of the eldest witch who is about to “ascend” on his eighteenth birthday, but only if he can coerce him to do it willingly.
This movie has some great special effects, lots of telekinetic blobby energy flying around. Levitating, Black eyes, spiders, fire, glamours, and lots of other fun stuff going on. I thought that this movie could have been better, had they not had to explain so much mythology. Like a sequel could focus more on a good story rather than trying to explain everything. And even with all the explaining, it didn’t come until later in the movie, so you feel a little lost at first.
But all that aside, this is a new twist on the whole witch thing. After all the female witch stuff, it was good to see this. Plus all the guys weren’t that bad to look at. Do any real 17 year olds look this good? I dunno.
4 out of 5 stars.
Just a really gory movie where everyone dies. I don’t know why I rent these movies. 2 out of 5 stars.
