Wrote this blog on Friday…but forgot to post it.
Why do people have children? I mean besides continuing the whole human race stuff…
I was sitting in the waiting room at my doctor’s office yesterday, and all I could think about was the fact that I was so glad I couldn’t have kids by any conventional means because they annoy the shit out of me. Little loud germ-infested children running all about. Don’t get me wrong. I enjoy seeing my nieces and nephew. But most other children just bug me. Just being in close proximity makes me want to douse myself with Purell.
