There should be rules for using the self-checkout lane. I’ve probably went off about this before…but seriously.
Rule #1: Credit/Debit only. - I’m sick of stupid people counting out all of their change in nickels and putting them in the machine.
Rule #2: Express lane #of items applies - I don’t want to see someone with a whole grocery cart full of shit at the self checkout. Come on. What are you thinking?
Rule #3: No produce (or anything that needs weighed for that matter) If you’ve got produce, you better know the god-damn code to punch in and not sit there for an hour scrolling through the produce index to find the code for your god damn kiwi.
Rule #4: Form one line and one line only for a set of machines. 4 machines 2 on each side. Don’t make me pick a side asshole cause I’m going to the first one available.
Rule #5: No alcohol or Tobacco. You are going to get carded you idiot. The machine can’t do it.
