• I didn’t get greeted. What do those people do anyhow, if they can’t even do that?
  • I bought a glue gun.
  • Everyone was in my way…as usual.
  • I found the polar bear Littlest Pet Shop that I’ve been looking for.
  • I looked at socks and underwear…but didn’t buy any.
  • I saw at least 3 children getting yelled at by their white trash mommies to “Shut up!”
  • I noticed, again, that although Squirt always seems to be on sale, Diet Squirt isn’t. And I don’t even like Squirt that much…
  • The lady in front of me at the checkout smelled like cigarettes and cat piss.
  • The lady behind me had like 7 kids with her.
  • I recalled how rude I think it is when people talk on their cellphone while being checked out.
  • Who the hell writes checks anymore? Really?
  • I passed a family getting their portrait taken…They were all wearing matching yellow shirts.
  • I saw people not using the cart corral. How lazy is that?