choke on that causality

Why is that when you call customer service, before you can talk to a real person, you are forced to navigate though various prompts and nested menus with what seems like never ending questions. But when you are finally transferred to that customer service representative, what is the first thing they say, “How can I help you?” Do they really have no access to the information you just gave them in those damn menus??? Fuck that. What is the god damn point.

One time we went to the Verizon Wireless store, and they told us we had to stop at one of the kiosks to fill out some various information about why we were there, and our name and stuff, and after all that, we still had to dictate all the same damn info to one of the reps. Bull shit. I’m tired of it.

Lol. I’m sure you’ve all seen those ’send us gold and we’ll give you money’ commercials. How often do you think that people send the totally fake painted shit jewelry to them, and it gets rejected. Can you picture the customer service call?

“Whatchu mean my shit ain’t real? Painted? That bullshit!”

lol. I can totally picture it.

I don’t understand why they have been doing so poorly…It and Banana Republic are probably my favorite places to shop!

The Gap: The Gap Is Shrinking

Today the eldest of our pets passed away. In her dying breath, she begged me to tell you something very important.

She said….

Tell them all, “I hate them!”

I’ll miss you Leela. Rest in peace baby.

I’m not sure why. But I think the idea of an anti-energy drink is kinda cool. Wish I thought of it first.

Anti Energy: Meet Drank, The Anti-Energy Drink